For whom the BREXIT Bells toll
You are cordially invited to the BREXIT Divorce Bill
Your participation is requested on Friday 29th of March
for the event of the century.
Terms and conditions TBC
We have invited 27 guests
who we hope won’t object
to this exciting new union
Please don’t be late
There will be lots of cake
you can have it and eat it
Great Britain will be great
This shotgun divorce
people’s opinions forced
3500 soldiers deployed
There will be face painting for the Scots and William Wallace kilts galore
You might take their Union but you will never take them out of Europe
Scotland and Northern Ireland aligned to Great Ireland and Great Scotland
50 days to organise the divorce of a lifetime
Set the date
Make a cake
Build a border
Make Britain Great Again
Separate homes for partners not okayed by the UK, 50 days to organise a divorce
Children of broken unions
Will they be able to attend university?
Order KFC, Donald Trump made it look great
but what about last year’s KFC gate?
Your company is requested on the Day
if your company hasn’t already left the country
Fun for all, as England finds out who is laughing with them
please remember the date
The weekend of March 29th
and the headache of April Fools’ Day
when the banks return to work on the market
There will be cake and you can eat it too
B.Y.O.C. (Bring your own Champagne)
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