• Morgan Fagg

Let's not open up this can of soup

I'm afraid to open this can of worms but what the hell is Trump talking about?

In an homage to Andy Warhol and Campell's soup, I've taken Trump's words and created some WordArt with this "Sopa de letras" as the Spanish would describe this alphabet soup crossword

In cities across the nation, we’ve also seen police officers assaulted with bricks, rocks, bats, Molotov cocktails, frozen bottles of water. Somebody said last night, one of the protesters — I saw it — he said, “It’s only water. How can water hurt you?” Yeah, they don’t say it’s frozen, in a bottle the size of a football. And they throw it at the police. It’s unbelievable. “It’s water.”

And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?

And then, when they get caught, they say, “No, this is soup for my family.” They’re so innocent. “This is soup for my family.” It’s incredible. And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect.

And when they get caught, they say, “No, this is just soup for my family.” And then the media says, “This is just soup. These people are very, very innocent. They’re innocent people. These are just protesters. Isn’t it wonderful to allow protesting?” No, there’s — and, by the way, the media knows it better than we do. They know what’s going on. I don’t know what’s wrong with them.

They’re doing our country a tremendous disservice — I’ll say that.

Like someone in need of an exorcism and puking up soup, Trump has dribbled some words out of his mouth and spilled them all over the ever-eager media, waiting to gobble it all up.

I am not dismissing that cans of soaps can be used as a weapon but as my aunt pointed out recently, that the tongue can be the worst weapon of all but Donald "Pee Soup" Trump keeps attacking protestors with skateboards and defending killers with guns.

I'd prefer to hear the police talking about these cans of soap being used as weapons before arresting every mother in America seen buying cans of soap over Trump's cross words.

BIG BRAIN: Donald Trump thinks he is "Like really smart" with a very "Big brain."

AS SEEN ON TV: Trump often regurgitates things seen on TV. I guess TV rots your brain.

MEMORY, NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE: Is Trump's mental health deteriorating?

STOP, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW: Hopefully Trump will stop before anyone else gets killed.

BLOWN OUT OF ALL PROPORTIONS: Cans of soap are dangerous but so is nuking hirricanes

HONEST ABE: What lies behind all that patriotic nonsense.

RISKING IT ALL: People forget that Trump went bankrupt in his own casino.

CROSSWORDS: 190,000 Americans no longer like and share his word puzzles.

BUCKed: The buck no longer stops at the resolute desk. Responsibility is for "Losers and Suckers"

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