• Morgan Fagg

Corona means crown

So get off your high horse


Weeks ago, I read the news*

and hoped it wasn’t true


Princess Anne’s daughter

refused to self isolate, after a ski trip to Italy


You are no princess and inherited no title

Yet were born 6th inline to a billion-pound queendom


An Olympian equestrian

Princess Anne’s Royal little princess


Why doesn’t Zara Philips Tindall

self-quarantine after skiing in Italy?


She isn’t the only Grand Princess

who has been quarantined out to sea


For over a fortnight two royal battle cruisers

have been caught in this epic fight


The Grand Princess and Diamond Princess

Seasick passengers, in port, not the high seas


Get off your high horse,

this isn’t Cheltenham nor an Olympic arena


There is no best in show

when you are this close to the throne


Remember corona means crown

people need to self-quarantine


Will and Kate visit Ireland another day


Please stay away from the Queen

or "Just call me Harry" will be King


Like Prime Minister Trudeau,

safely quarantined in Canada,

if you know what I mean


Get off your high horse Zara Philips

too many have died on Princesses on the high seas


The Queen is old and Prince Philip even older

Charles is next in line but his age is also at risk


The United King-dumb of parades and pageantry

there is no dressage in triage only dressings and bandages


Corona means crown, you can’t turn that around

People have been buried, they are already in the ground


A battle royal, corona means crown, don’t wear it around


IT is as scary as a Stephen King clown

Get off your high horse, take your foot from your mouth


Farmers in Ireland know what they’re talking about

clean your feet and your hooves and your hands,

I hope you understand but what is the plan?


Is Andrew the only one self-isolating?

Your godfather’s extradition disgrace,

distancing himself from Epstein’s case


Be seen in public, lend a helping hand

but there is no blue ribbon in triage

or at least from what I understand




Saturday 14th of March, en Madrid



*https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/feb/26/zara-phillips-will-not-self-isolate-after-italy-trip-coronavirus


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